it's sharp as a machete

coming to a boil

at least coleridge knew when to stfu

griddy

this idea sucks

pope benedict, you gem

trying my hand at monarchy

to be or not to be jacked

bad directions

dice, chop, and mince in seconds™

how dinosaurs think

 

kraft dinner

raisins

climbing clues

sorry about your gerbil

surtout, le film noir

approximately

my maine squeeze

my imitation of how a lobster would say:

"no photos please"

baguette new years

humbled

chic peas